5/19/2023 0 Comments Slob by Ellen Potter![]() A huge fat boulder that people write curse words on or pee on. I mean, I always feel fat, but sometimes I feel like a boulder. I stood there for a moment feeling especially fat. ![]() In a moment of extreme bravery (and serious cookie withdrawal) Owen confronts him. And he's pretty sure that that someone is Mason Ragg, the terrifying transfer student who is rumored to carry a switchblade in his sock. Someone at school keeps stealing the Oreos from his lunchbag. Actually, he's a good deal smarter than the average American adult, but I don't have a concrete number for you because he promised his mother he wouldn't tell people his IQ score anymore. He's also a good deal smarter than the average American twelve-year-old boy. Owen is 57 percent fatter than the average American twelve-year-old boy. But I'm delighted to say that I've found a new literary love, and his name is Owen Birnbaum*. I admit to being a teeny bit worried, because I love Olivia Kidney so very much that it was difficult to imagine anyone else being anywhere near as awesome. So obviously, the happy dance was danced when Slob showed up in the mail. It's no secret that I love Ellen Potter's Olivia Kidney books. ![]()
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